Thumps


My name is Thumps. And I like bunnys.

Awhile back I was taking a number two in the school bathrooms.  A guy goes into the stall next to mine and immediately sits down to also take a number two.  The only difference between me and him was he just sat down.  He did not put any toilet seat covers on a public restroom.  The guy groaned loudly as if he was unleashing a demon out of his bottom.  Immediately after he was done, he walked out while flushing the toilet.  IT DIDN’T SEEM AS IF HE GAVE HIMSELF TIME TO WIPE HIS ASS (I may be wrong) OR WASH HIS HANDS (he did not do that).

All I could think was that this scene was rather awkward, and that I should text everyone I hang out with.